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Monday, 5 December 2011

College Essay # 245

245. What advice does the teenage-you have for your future 35-year-old self?

1. Try not to be in college until this age. Hopefully you're doing something useful with your life.


2. Don't be one of those women who feel like just because they're above 30, they're old.


3. Try to call your parents as much as possible. Just because your life has moved on doesn't mean that you need to forget about them. They definitely haven't.


4. Try to do good to those around you.


5. Have at least one kid by this time.


6. Don't be one of those fat ladies who were granny pants to work. You're only 35, that time will come for you soon.


7. Try not to fight with your husband too much. But if it does get out of hand, make sure he knows you're boss.


8. Make life memorable.


9. Take loads of pictures. Every moment, every memory counts for something.


10. Help those who are less fortunate than you. There's no need to rub your luxury in their face.


11. Try to be as involved in your child's life as possible.


12. Share your knowledge with the world.


13. Learn how to cook a good meal for 5.


14. Find love.


15. Be independent. You're the only one you can depend on.

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